Wanna Hear Some Funny Jokes?

Kait and I were on the train last weekend and to kill some time, we started making up some funny jokes.

here they are:

How many monkeys does it take to open an ice cream container?

just one.

What do you do when a hippo shows up at your front door?

option 1: you say "HIP HIP HORRAY!!! it's a HIPP-O-POT-A-MUS!!"

option 2: you say "what took you so long?"

option 3: you do some hip hop moves

What do you do when a toilet bowl meets a cotton ball?

option 1: before they can answer say, really fast..."i don't know! you tell me!"

option 2: toilet bowl says "nice to meet you, wanna dunk?"

option 3: cotton ball says "i think we're gonna need another cotton ball."

What happens when a toy block meets a waffle?

option 1: toy block says "Heyy! i don't fit!!"

option 2: waffle says "Hey, are you a LEGO?!? cuz i'm an EGGO! YO!"

get them? aren't we funny?

we at least crack ourselves up and that's all that really matters ;)